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Hello again hammock faithful! According to our records, 2015 will mark the 6th time that we venture into the woods to spread the gospel of relaxation to the fine folk of Firefly. Time flies when you’re… asleep, with a dark and stormy in one hand, and soothing tropical rhythms caressing your ears.

We will once again be preaching the virtues of simplicity in the midst of chaos – reminding tired Fireflies to stop and sip the mojitos, preferably while horizontally placed in a swaying conveyance of comfort. Hammocks, tasty mixed beverages, and soothing soundscapes are our stock in trade. Join us, won’t you?

Hello Fireflies!

We have awoken from our year-long hibernation just in time to announce that yes, Cabana Hammock will be returning to the woods of Firefly in 2014! As usual, we will be focusing on the essentials – soothing sounds, tasty mixed beverages, and plenty of stress-free time in our bevy of hammocks. We’ll be in our usual spot by the stream, across the path from Bring-a-Cup. Look for the hammocks.

Every day at Firefly from noon-6pm, we have an eclectic selection of DJs, playing music specially selected for horizontal listening. In the afternoons, the lovely Leslie will once again be hosting Happy Hour with specially prepared cocktails – past years have featured fresh Mojitos, Dark and Stormies, and the mysterious Coco Loco.

In keeping with our theme of relaxation, Cabana Hammock is decentralized, loosely organized, and created by the community. If you support our noble goals, there are a few things you can do to help out:

1. Bring Us Hammocks – we have a bunch already, but we can always use more! The more hammocks we receive, the larger our communal chill space will be, so that we can accommodate all those tired, overworked Fireflies in need of a siesta.

2. Bring Us Beverages – If you’d like to help out with our afternoon Happy Hour, we will gratefully accept all donations of spirits, mixers, and ice, and use them to help pacify the thirsty masses.

3. Play Chill Tunes – Whether you’re an experienced DJ, or just a music lover with an MP3 player, if you think you can prepare an hour of hammock tunes, we’d like to offer you a chance to share your sounds. All genres and skill levels are welcome – if you’d like to play at our camp, please look at our Music page to see the current schedule.

We also welcome daytime events that can benefit from our shared community space. In the past Cabana Hammock has played host to bachelorette parties, spa treatments, “dramatic” readings, and even the occasional dance party. If you have an awesome idea in need of a home, drop us a line at cabanahammock@gmail.com.

Cabana Hammock is returning to the woods in 2013 for another round of hard-core relaxation. Once again we are looking for donations of hammocks, booze, and beats, so we can share the joy of doing nothing with our fellow Fireflies.

**RECURRING EVENTS**
Chill Out!
Wed – Sat 2:00pm – 8:00pm
Kick back in a hammock and enjoy chill music from our rotating lineup of guest DJs

Yoga w/ Masha
Thurs – Sat 10:30am
Clear your mind and relax your body as you prepare for a new day at Firefly.

Leslie’s Luscious Libations Happy Hour
Thurs – Sat 3:00pm – 5:00pm
Leslie and crew will be mixing up classy cocktails to sip while we relax in our hammocks. Mojitos, Dark ‘n’ Stormies, and the mysterious Coco Loco are all possibilities.

**ONE TIME EVENTS**
Banana Hammock Strip Club
Thursday 3:00pm – 5:00pm
Fluffers want you to fulfill your fantasy of being an exotic dancer. We will get you ready to perform with liquid courage and lap dances!

Fluff Your Stuff at Fluffer Spa
Friday 6:00pm – 7:00pm
Feel like a hot mess & have two more awesome nights playing in the woods? Come soak your feet, exchange massages & get pretty for the burn!

Tiara Tea Time
Saturday 2:00pm – 3:00pm
Flaunt your inner princess at Tiara Tea Time. Bring your own tiara or make one on the spot! Hot,cold or long island,weather and whim permitting.

Learn how to tie some good hammock knots at Animated Knots

Searching for an inexpensive yet comfortable hammock? Check out the Texsport La Paz at Amazon.com

Awesome hammock diagrams can be found at http://www.whoopieslings.com/

Cabana Hammock returns to Firefly in 2012 for our third go-round of chill beats, tasty adult beverages, and lazy hammock-time.  As always, we will be gratefully accepting contributions of hammocks, cocktail ingredients, and relaxing musical talent.  If you would like to bring something to add to our camp, shoot us an email at hammock@beatfix.com.  Come on over and do nothing with us!